Monday 4 February 2013

The 20 best glam-rock songs of all time

Last week, the Guardian published a list of the top 20 glam rock songs of all time, as their response to the Tate Liverpool exhibition on the subject. I have at least four objections to it. Firstly, and this is only a quibble, the exhibition (and this list) only run to music between 1971 and 1975 so 'all time' doesn't really fit in. Secondly, it doesn't include anything by Gary Glitter because he's a paedophile. Some people have questioned the merit of Glitter's music, but I suspect that's not behind the exclusion of the electrifying Rock and Roll (part 2), rather this is therefore the best Glam songs not by someone convicted of interfering with children. Thirdly, nor does it include anything by Wizzard, ABBA (has no-one seen the Waterloo video?) or even the Bay City Rollers. (I retain my oft stated view that Bye Bye Baby, which is a song about the importance of marriage and helpless love, is far better and deeper than it's ever given credit for. I make no such claim for Shang-a-Lang). Finally, in an attempt to make Glam cool (which it isn't) they've added lots of more credible tracks in. I love Transformer from which Vicious is taken, but it's not a Glam album. 

So it's also a terrible list. I've made a better one below. This site also great, though I disagree about where they put the credibility line. Where relevant, I've put the Observer ranking in brackets and therefore have dropped off about half of their list  - in part for the reasons outlined above, but also because some of the choices are just wrong. For example choosing Bowie's Queen Bitch above Starman smacks of trying too hard. Anyway:

  1. David Bowie, The Jean Genie [7]
  2. Sparks, This Town ain't big enough for both of us [17]
  3. Wizzard, Angel Fingers (A Teen ballad)
  4. Roxy Music, Virginia Plain [4]
  5. David Bowie, Starman 
  6. Slade, Coz I Luv You 
  7. Mud, Rocket 
  8. ABBA, Waterloo. 
  9. Alice Cooper, School's Out [3]
  10. Slade, Cum on Feel the Noize [8]
  11. T Rex, Children of the Revolution 
  12. David Bowie, Suffragette city
  13. T Rex, Get it On [11]
  14. Sweet, Blockbuster [14]
  15. David Bowie, Rebel Rebel [18]
  16. The Bay City Rollers, Bye bye baby
  17. Gary Glitter, Rock and Roll part 2
  18. David Bowie, John, I'm only dancing
  19. Alice Cooper, Elected
  20. Alvin Stardust, My Coo-Ca-choo 
Near misses for Chicory Tip, Son of my father and Roxy Music, Do the Strand. Note I've excluded anything by Queen or Elton John for the sake of definitional ease. And I've also excluded the two major Christmas classics by Slade and Wizzard. They would chart highly.

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